Meanwhile, in government affairs:

Her: We can’t! You’re married! Him: Nothing’s going to happen, we’ll take it slow… Her: Like our pandemic response? Him: Ha ha! Yeah… [Lecherously] But seriously, let’s leave our borders down for a couple of weeks, shall we… Her: [Breathing heavily] Then go early and hard? Him: Early? Listen, I don’t know what you’ve heard…

nz election – haiku #000002

This little piggy stayed home

nz election – haiku #00001

All fur coat and no knickers

level 1 haiku – #015

Who stands beside him now?

level 1 – haiku # 013

Maaa! goes the MOH.

haiku for a bird #003

Korimako / Bellbird – NZ native bird

level 1 – haiku #012

“Don’t vote, it only encourages them.”

level 1 – haiku #011

“Team of Five Million”

haiku for a bird #002

Tui – native New Zealand bird / native New Zealand beer.

haiku for a bird #001

Piwakawaka: 0, Cat: 1