Her: We can’t! You’re married!
Him: Nothing’s going to happen, we’ll take it slow…
Her: Like our pandemic response?
Him: Ha ha! Yeah… [Lecherously] But seriously, let’s leave our borders down for a couple of weeks, shall we…
Her: [Breathing heavily] Then go early and hard?
Him: Early? Listen, I don’t know what you’ve heard…
Her: Relax, it doesn’t mean anything.
Him: Ha, ha, that’s true.
Her: Talk kind to me.
Him: I have a team of 5 million ready to burst bubbles.
Her: Ew! Got PPE?
Him: I thought you…
Her: But. I thought you…
Him: Don’t worry, we’ll use the isolation method.
Her: Wait two weeks and call me in the morning?
Him: If you can trace me!
Her: What?
Him: Nothing.
Her: Where shall we rendezvous?
Him: How about a hotel?
Her: No, too hot right now…
Him: I know the feeling…
Her: Ooh, be my AB!
Him: [With disgust] All Black?!
Her: No, silly. Ashley Bloomfield.
Him: But I have a sense of humour.
Her: You can still afford one.
don't ask me... 